Vicious Beasty:

teh-n00b

I got my new cat, (dubbed N00b) a couple of weeks ago, and he has grown rather quickly. His new trick is to scale the back of the chair you’re sitting in, (or skitter up your body) to rest at the back of your neck/shoulders. This would be fine if he stayed there all comfy and purry, but not the case.
He sits there getting comfy, then randomly goes straight with a half-hearted, (yet still surprising) nip to the neck. At that point I reach awkwardly behind me to grab the beasty, and he just stares at me and purrs.
I would take this more personally, if he didn’t attack his own tail and toes with the same ferocity.

~John