I will be out of the office until Jan 19th.

I will not have access to email at this time, as I will be too busy with all the drinking, gambling, rampant debauchery, and carousing I’ll be doing.

If your correspondence is urgent, please contact other members of my department. Or you can totally just guess my answer and run with it, (I’ll be in Mexico, so your consequences will not affect me even a little until I return. At which point I’ll be so hung-over I probably won’t be able to hear you complain).

Thank You,
John Swinkels

P.S. I’m totally going to Mexico for a week! Laterz!